Me and Darling was horribly pissed yesterday by a white swift which stole our lot right in front of our eyes! We were so horribly pissed that darling and me went down to confront the idoit and she had the cheek to say “u noe what, i’m a season parking holder” And when i reasoned out wif her, she changed, “i’m in a rush, my customer waiting for me!” WTH! if not for darling who asked me to forget it, i’ll give her hell! freaking angry!

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